Thanksgiving this year is not going to be the same. COVID-19 is taking a toll in many ways. Although we can't fix the situation we can gift you a tidbit of happiness. No matter where you are spending the holidays or who you are spending it with, we are determined that, at the very least, your body will be satisfied. Whether you are single, in a relationship or...it's virtually complicated, we are here to help!
We all know that typically, Thanksgiving, is a day of too much food and lots of people hovering around... Not the greatest components for orgasmic sex. But don't worry, Poize is here to give you some tips to will help you keep it quiet and away from your brusting stomach. We promise that these positions will heat up your sex so that you are stuffed full of joy this holiday season.
Here are a few Thanksgiving sex positions to be grateful for:
1. THE TWISTED DINNER ROLL
If your partner has a penis, try a hand job for stealth/easy sexing. Use two hands and more lube than you think you need. Wrap your hands around your partner's shaft and stroke up and down with strong pressure at the base and a gentle twist over the head. Get some reciprocation, then submit to the food coma that awaits you.
2. THE HOT POCKET
Spice up your spooning by getting your partner to rub your clitoris from behind you. Ask them to add a little extra lube or oil to their fingers for an extra hot hot pocket position!
3. THE DESSERT COURSE
Hopefully, your room or space has a dresser or high top table...if not, use the bathroom sink for this one. Hop up onto the high table, spread your legs and lean back. Have your partner slide a dildo or their penis into you while you massage your clitoris at the same time. Watching this all happening will have you wanting to scream out to the whole house...but try not to!
4. LICKING THE BEATER
Lie your partner down with their head on a couple of pillows and kneel over the top of their face. Forget all your woes (perhaps also cover your mouth) and relax into the sensation of their mouth.
5. THE GRAVY TRAIN
If you want to enhance your arousal, use some massage or CBD oil to stimulate your sensations. Lie your partner down, with their knees raised slightly and get on top, ready to ride. Before you do though, rub a little bit of oil around your clitoris and start moving in circular motions, this will enlighten your sensual intimacy. We can promise, holidays will never be the same again!
6. GOURD VIBRATIONS
Post-feast sex where you barely have to do anything? Lie down and be pleasured? Yes, please! Lay yourself on your side, preferably on a high table or high bed. If you don't have a high surface then your partner can kneel on their knees. Get them to insert their penis, or use a dildo and slow rock back and forward, pushing harder each time.
7. WISH BONE
Still too full to move? Lie down facing each other, pulling each other closer. Run your fingers through each other's hair and gaze at each other's eyes. What more do you need?
8. GET STUFFED
You are full. You are tired. Why stress? Lie flat on your back and reach a hand over to your partner for some mutual masturbation. This might not seem the mooooost exciting, but it's incredibly hot to look each other in the eye while you're making your partner climax. Almost as good as that double helping of dessert.
9. THE PLYMOUTH ROCK HARD
If your partner's the one who overdid it, have them lie on their back and sort of hover over them, like you're doing a crab walk (I know this doesn't sound sexy—sex and anything about crabs doesn't–but stay with me.) Hold yourself over them, bracing yourself on your feet and hands while they thrust up to meet you.
10. THE NAUGHTY PILGRIM
If you're staying in someone's house and need to be stealth and semi-efficient, go with toys that won't wake up Grandma. Get your partner to lie down and then sit on top of them, facing backwards. Try your partner's thumb rubbing your clit coupled with a vibrator. Add a nice lubey handjob with a masturbation sleeve for them and you are both good to go. (Preferably, pack something non-vaginal looking so you don't have to hide it in the bottom of your luggage.)
11. THE TRUSSED BIRD
Get on your back and have them take care of you from the top, pushing your hips up for your partner to penetrate you. (Warning: Do not eat a lot before this one. Don't make me tell you why.) You can also take inspiration from the turkey at dinner and have them bind you up. (A belt or a couple scarfs work just as well, too.)
12. THE BASTED TURKEY
Top off a day of full-on decadence of by throwing some towels on the floor, lubing your bodies up with way too much massage oil. Straddle your partner for a wild, slippery f*ck, leaning down to slide your slick boobs across their chest. Finish the night with a shower and mutual scrub down, then tuck yourselves into bed.